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Would you play "Tiny Adventures" on Facebook?

Poll ended at Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:41 pm

I don't do facebook!
24
67%
I'd rather "Pass a Drink."
2
6%
I'm too busy playing "Farmville."
3
8%
I'll try anything once.
4
11%
None of the above
3
8%
 
Total votes: 36

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4E Also Fails on Facebook!

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We all know 4E fails, but did you know it fails on Facebook as well? Yes indeed, even there it is total fail with “Dungeons & Dragons Tiny Adventures” Bring your character (a limited number of options here) up a whole whopping ten levels (although that isn’t known at the start) with magic items and up to two (WOW) potions where each encounter is decided by a single attribute / attack or armor class check roll. Here is some of the random encounters from a level 9 adventure “Echoing Hall.”
The foulspawn berserker's fetid breath drifted over Tzor as it leered down at him from the rock on which it crouched above his head. It stood up and swung its greatsword down on a collision course with your adventurer's head.

Tzor made an Armor Class check with a difficulty of 35 . . . and rolled 35

Dodging, Tzor retaliated with his Moradin's Indestructible Anvil, knocking the berserker off the rock. They tangled for only seconds more before Tzor's holy symbol finished the foulspawn.

Tzor received 156 XP and 27 gold.

Tzor received a Staff of Ultimate Defense.
This one is almost Gygaxian
While exploring the impossibly many rooms of the wizard's tower, Tzor came upon a steel door covered in frost. He turned the rime-coated knob and entered a room where the temperature was well below freezing. Everything was covered in inches of ice. Tables, chairs, chest, bed -- all were frozen solid. The chill started setting into Tzor bones. He turned to leave the room and found the door frozen shut!

Tzor made a Constitution check with a difficulty of 18 . . . and rolled 19

Tzor could withstand the freezing cold for a little while, but if he didn't get out of the room soon, he never would. He used his holy symbol to get some of the ice off the chest. He was hoping to find something inside to aid in his escape, and he did. Amongst the valuables in the chest Tzor found a flask of alchemist's fire. He quickly packed up the other objects and tossed the flask against the door. The flames melted the ice enough to free up the door. Tzor left the frozen room in search of somewhere to warm up.

Tzor took 9 damage.

Tzor received 142 XP and 10 gold.

Tzor received a Staff of Ultimate Defense.
Or how about this one from “Gates of Blizzard Peak”
Finding a well hidden secret door, Tzor entered a passageway that he thought would cut nearly a day off of his travels. Feeling smug, Tzor pressed through a heavy hanging tapestry -- and entered a beholder's den. As the monster turned to focus its eyes, it was clear that Tzor needed some fast talk to get out of this one.

Tzor made a Charisma check with a difficulty of 16 . . . and rolled 19

"Hello, sir, I'm here on behalf of the Nightsurge Society. We're here to ensure a being as magnificent as you is free of troubles and heard your orb was in need of repair" Tzor said as he deftly lifted a nearby orb off the floor. "I'll have it back to you by the end of the week, sir!" Tzor called behind him as he quickly made for the exit, leaving the stunned beholder behind.

Tzor received 120 XP.

Tzor received an Orb of Mental Dominion.
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Post by ubernoob »

Yeah, I'm too busy playing mafia wars. I tried the app for about ten minutes before deciding it sucked.
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I tried it. It's not really D&D, though; it just spits out a check (AC, attack, stat) and rolls a d20 to resolve it. Repeat ad nauseam.
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Reminds me of the old text-based adventures and "Choose your own adventure" books, which brings back fond memories.

Of course, I'm not ten anymore and am not interested in playing.
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Heh, if it's not really D&D, then it suits the paradigms of DnD4.0.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Or vote, either, not that I use facebook.
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I tried it for a while, but it gets boring very quickly. Its been around for ages though, I"m not really sure how it is you're just finding it. IIRC it was basically a 4th edition promotion. Its not meant to be "real" D&D.
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Titanium Dragon wrote:I tried it for a while, but it gets boring very quickly. Its been around for ages though, I"m not really sure how it is you're just finding it. IIRC it was basically a 4th edition promotion. Its not meant to be "real" D&D.
Just like DnD4.0, then.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. ;)
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I was duty-bound to vote "I'll try anything once" since I did try this one once. Not only is it not "really D&D," but it does nothing to keep your interest. I mean, every Facebook game gives you only so much energy so that you don't run through the game at once. However, this game only lets you do one action before sending you away for a fixed period of time.
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Titanium Dragon wrote:I tried it for a while, but it gets boring very quickly. Its been around for ages though, I"m not really sure how it is you're just finding it. IIRC it was basically a 4th edition promotion. Its not meant to be "real" D&D.
Actually it sort of went this way, I only got on Facebook recently, I saw some other people playing it all the time (through their messages) started playing it on and off, reached level 10 where the character "retired" said "WTF" and let it go. Then weeks later, I suddenly realized that I hadn't bitched and moaned about it here.

I think it was the fact that the D&D forums shut down and they mentioned that they had a facebook presence (but not a twitter, only magic gets the twitter) that made me think about ranting about the stupid app.
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Absentminded_Wizard wrote:I mean, every Facebook game gives you only so much energy so that you don't run through the game at once. However, this game only lets you do one action before sending you away for a fixed period of time.
That's why I sort of like / hate Farmville. The D&D app is sort of like a "set it and forget it" type of adventure. The scenes roll over so slowly it's best to come back the next day and read the whole series at once.

Farmville on the other hand turns the delays into timers; that rice will be ready to harvest in 12 hours and you better be on to harvest it or it all goes to rot! Plus it's got this catchy tune.
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I played it a couple of times. If I wanted a game to set and forget I would play Progress Quest at least that one can have some funny names in it. I mostly just play Mafia Wars on Facebook.
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I just got a letter today saying that my Wizards account would have to change its name in the upgrade to give us new features...

...The name on the account could no longer have spaces.

Not the account login, the name on the account.

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Crissa wrote:I just got a letter today saying that my Wizards account would have to change its name in the upgrade to give us new features...

...The name on the account could no longer have spaces.

Not the account login, the name on the account.

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PROGRESS! :lol:
Leress wrote:I played it a couple of times. If I wanted a game to set and forget I would play Progress Quest at least that one can have some funny names in it. I mostly just play Mafia Wars on Facebook.
But Progress Quest has bandyclefs! And Demicandadians! :lol:
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It is times like these that make me happy my online handle is a four letter word. :biggrin:
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Leress wrote:I played it a couple of times. If I wanted a game to set and forget I would play Progress Quest at least that one can have some funny names in it.
Yes, it reminded me of Progress Quest with more mouse clicking.
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